FROM THE HONORABLE MINISTER OF FINANCE
MR.MICHAEL OKODI (OFR)
FMF ANNEX COMPLEX BUILDING
GARKI, ABUJA
NIGERIA

YOUR OVER DUE CONTRACT/INHERITANCE FUNDS
Our Ref: CBN/FMF/CBX/021/07/009.
IMMEDIATE CONTRACT PAYMENT.CONTRACT #:
MAV/NNPC/FGN/MIN/

Attention Beneficiary,

This is to bring to your notice about the due process of your outstanding
Contractual/Inheritance payment which was suspended by the Central Bank of
Nigeria there by stopping the telex unit to pause the transfer of your
contract/inheritance fund to your nominated bank account. As a result of this
development, verification conducted by the Finance Ministry in conjunction with
the Debt Verification Panel on your contract/inheritance case,your file has
been endorsed for payment awaiting your confirmations.

During the auditing and closing of all financial records of the Central Bank of
Nigeria (CBN),it was discovered from the records of outstanding foreign
contractors due for payment with the Federal Government of Nigeria in the year
2007/2008 that your name and company is next on the list of those who will
received their fund.

Meanwhile, a man came to my office few days ago with a letter, claiming to be
your true representative. Here are his information for you to confirm to this
office if this man is truly from you or not,so that the federal government will
not be held responsible for paying into the wrong account.

NAME: MR. JOHNSON WHITE
BANK NAME: CITI BANK
BANK ADDRESS: ARIZONA.
ACCOUNT NUMBER: 6503809428.

Please, do reconfirm to this office, as a matter of urgency if this man is from
you. you are requested to fill and send this information for verifications
purposes so that your fund will be remitted into your nominated bank account.
this fund is as a result of inheritance on your behalf. information needed from
you for verification is as follow:

(1) Your full name and address:
(2) Your age and marital status:
(3) Your occupation:
(4) Your telephone/fax number:
(5) Your nationality:

As soon as we receive this, we will commence with all necessary procedures in
other to remit this money into your account. The Central Bank
Governor,Executive Board of Directors and the Senate committee for foreign over
due inheritance fund have approved and accredited this reputable ministry, with
the office of the minister of finance on international remittance/foreign
operations,to handle and supervise the transfer of all foreign inheritance
funds for this LAST quarter payment of the year 2009.

However, we shall proceed to issue all payments details to the said Mr.White,
if we do not hear from you within the next seven working days from today. We
are sorry for any inconvenience the delay in transferring of this fund must
have caused you.

Best Regards.
Mr.Michael Okodi.
These NIGERIAN scams clear millions of dollars a year.  HATS OFF to the villagerer sitting in a tree suckin’ on a Tangelo in his OP shorts and IZOD shirt.  He just Blackhatted your stoopid ass from a TRS-80 running on peddal power in the middle of the jungle!  WHAT KIND OF MORON ASSHAT WOULD FALL FOR THIS SCAM…OH YOU WOULD BE SURPRISED!  THIS LAME DESERVES WHAT EVER PRINCE OOOKKOOODI SLAPS HIM WITH! LULZ!!!

ANOTHER ! lol

Dear Friend

FUND FOR INVESTMENT

It is my pleasure to contact you for a business venture which I intend to
establish in your country. Though I have not met with you before but I
believe, one has to risk confide in another to succeed sometimes in life. I am
Mawn Inus, staff of a prime bank international, In the course of my work I
discovered a dormant account worth about (US$17.5Million us dollars) and This
very account has been dorman for over 8yrs now after my investigations; I
discovered that the account owner has died since January 2000. Since his
death, nobody has come forward to lay claims to this money and recently a
probate order has been issued and as such if nobody comes for the claim by the
end of this fiscal year, the account will be declared unserviceable and the
funds called to the government treasury.

Your name was found in our system data base file I am asking for your
assistance since I have all the details for you to claim the Funds, if you can
handle this with me, I will need your full name, address, date of birth and
telephone/fax numbers. With this information, I will carefully work on the
account file so that you apply for the release of the money as the next of
kin. I expect your speedy response. As soon as I receive your response I will
provide details to you on how we can achieve it successfully.

Regards,

Mr. Mawn Inus

LAST: 

JOINT OFFER PROPOSAL

Tel: + 8821646654143

Dear Friend,

As stated above, my names is Elfa Kabongo Omar Bongo. I am 37 years of
age, and a son of the former Gabon president, late El Hadj. Omar Bongo
Ondimba.

My mother Katharine and I are interested in relocating to your country,
and venturing all of our funds in excess of some US$32. Million, All in
US$100 bills,
in your line of business, and under your auspices and management.

All funds having being earmarked for our family security deposits in UAE,
and accrued from the sales of crude oil. After the death of my father on
the 8th of  June 2009, my elder brother Ali Bernard of a different mother
has decided to take control of our late father’s great fortunes and to
become the next president of Gabon.

My mother and I have been able to secure the documents of the above amount
deposited in my mother’s name.  The funds are presently kept in the
custody of a private depository firm here in Dubai.

We urgently seek your partnership to move the funds out of and invest it
in profitable ventures with you to avoid my half brother taking it from
us.

You are to take home 25% of the gross for all your anticipated assistance
by the time the funds are successfully lodged in your nominated accounts
overseas.
But first of all we will need to know you more, and also we would need to
move the funds and of course ourselves out of position as soon as we can
possible arrange that to be.

My mother and I have carefully worked out the modalities for the eventual
transfer. You are to participate as our foreign partner in the scheme of
arrangement.

My mother personally requested that I send this mail to you to seek your
assistance and participation.

Kindly signify your interest by replying through my E-mail address, or
better still you can give me a call on my direct number, which is +
8821646654143 or e-mail ek130973@gmail.com for a more detail.

Kindest regards

Elfa Kabongo Omar Bongo.

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You Tube Video Shows Accused Abuse Cases
Updated: Tuesday, 13 Oct 2009, 9:25 PM CDT
Published : Tuesday, 13 Oct 2009, 9:25 PM CDT

Melissa Scheffler
Forrest City, Ark. – A disturbing You Tube video shows sad conditions and sick dogs at an animal shelter in Forrest City, Arkansas. The local Humane Society says it’s behind the video.

Forrest City Humane Society volunteer Gay Schwartz is one of the video’s producers. She says volunteers shot it inside the city animal shelter this summer, “It was to document and enable us to present to the public what we’re seeing here.”

Volunteer Janie Hicks says the conditions and sick dogs just scratch the surface, “There are maggots in the video where the dogs were thrown without being bagged.”

The Humane Society Volunteers say the city isn’t doing its job at the shelter.

When Fox 13 stopped by on Tuesday, volunteers showed us rodent droppings that even covered a fax machine. Many dogs had empty water bowls. Animal Control Director Roy Hamilton showed up and filled the bowls.

Mayor Gordon McCoy also paid a visit while our crew was inside. He had watched the video too, “That’s what it’s designed for, to stir up emotion in people. I tell people, come and see for yourself.”

The Mayor supports the Animal Control Director and the job he’s doing in the shelter, but doesn’t stand behind the awkward relationship with the Humane Society.

The city shelter was built on land donated to the Humane Society, so both are staking claim in the facility. Mayor McCoy says, “It’s a bad marriage and we have to separate ourselves at some point in time.” In the event of a separation, a judge will decided who owns what.

Some city council members say that if a judge decides that the city owns everything, they will ask the Humane Society to leave the facility.